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The good-for-nothing Head Admin and Owner of this site. A current college student with useless worry of his near future. He is also someone who just had the idea of bringing up an urban fantasy without its secrecy. Known to many for his love for avocados and Chipotle burritos. He does his best to fulfill his obligations. But beneath all of this, he can be a scathing critic of anything lacking in decency and common sense when it comes to grading profiles. But don't let that hold you back, he'll try to be as reasonable as he can be.

Either a deity, an eldritch being, or some looney with too much time on his hands. We're honestly not sure which. He's known by many names, Yami, Yams, YamYam, Majin, Snakey, Snakers, Snake, Yambo the Greater and Power, and that one twit who thinks he's a snake deity. What is certain is that Yami is unparalleled in his capacity to confuse, baffle, and generally make a mess of a perfectly rational conversation. His wrath can be placated by goat curry and cheesecake. And don't bring up the U.S. Education system in front of him. Just don't. You won't hear the end of it.

'The optional rare boss encounter'. Only a sparse few know how to summon him, and as a result causes quite a bit of trouble in his absence! All the same he's more than willing to offer any kind of help he can offer, as long as he's fully manifested. Be aware that his boss parameters are managed by an RNG system programmed by Satan himself. Even further his 'auto-ressurrection' and 'body switch' techniques rival eldritch magic. No one's really sure how exactly Saito managed to recruit this fellow---but it probably involved alot of hacking, jalapeno flavored chips, alcohol, and vyvanse. In that order, directly following the Konami God-Mode Code.

The foxy shota gigolo who causes everyone to adore him without even the tiniest bit of effort on his part. For some people, their adoration goes too far. It is to his chagrin that Tulf attempts to strive past his previous image, but cutely fails again and again which brings ever more adoration onto his foxy shota self. Tulf is an outstanding member who has his moments when it comes to working with the rest of the staff, his work on the Mystic Kind Intros are a testament to his hard work. The other rest of his moments requires various means to get him motivated. Especially when it comes to fulfilling masochistic fantasies he fervently believes he doesn't harbor. Treat him well~

Here to avoid doing something he'll regret due to boredom, the only thing you can really know is that he loves adorable things and yanderes. Let's not even talk about adorable yanderes. Seriously, it'll get creepy. Inexplicably has a tendency to try to act cute and/or grimdark, often failing, but sometimes failing so hard that some end up treating him like a puppy. He insists he isn't. On an ongoing mission to do the least amount of work possible, while claiming all the glory. Most likely to blame for bad ideas and explosions within the site.